...you're our very last chance, because unless someone like YOU contributes a bit of time or money to the Pi Music Communication Network, we're gonna end-up on reality TV or as extras in the sex industry...

Of course this pretty much constitutes a shameless attempt at emotional blackmail....and that's why those heartless Pi people are doing it - they tell us they can't even afford to feed us DOGFOOD without outside help anymore... So if you are willing and able to contribute a smidgen of your time, talent or moolah to the Pi Music cause, you'll be doing us both a really big favour! Hurry and mail help [at] pimusic [dot] org to let them know how you can help them out - our nine lives may very well depend upon it :(

In Desperation,

Tiddles & Bunty xxx